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11 March, 2022

Funny Sayings On Custom Coffee Mugs

We thought it might be fun to list some funny sayings people have put on coffee mugs. We have to be honest and say we haven’t printed any of these saying ourselves, but we’ve scoured the internet for what we think are some funny ones. We all deserve a laugh now and then, so we hope you have a good giggle.

  1. This one is a definite self-affirmation: “Woke up feeling fabulous again”
  2. One to make sure people don’t get too close: “I’m one fart away from a poo”
  3. This one is for the office worker: “I am not lazy. I am incredibly motivated to do nothing”
  4. One filled with Christmas cheer: “We did Secret Santa at work and all I got was this crappy mug”
  5. 5. One to think about: “How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? One – but the light bulb has to want to change.”
  6. Reminder for the boss: “Good luck finding better co-workers than us”.
  7. In case the office thinks you’re lazy: “I’m holding a cup of coffee so yes, I’m pretty busy”.
  8. Setting the rules: “When this virus is over I still want some of you to stay away from me”.
  9. Not everyone can be smart: “I want to be nice but people are dumb”.
  10. Reminder you are a happy person inside: “I’m not angry. This is just my face”.
  11. Not sure if this is the husband or wife: “ When I dunk my cookies in my milk I think of you (and hold them under until the bubbles stop”.
  12. Sage advice: “Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice”.
  13. One for the Mums: “One strong mother cuppa”.
  14. Another for the Mums: “A wise woman once said “f%$k this shit” and she lived happily ever after”
  15. Good reason to drink coffee: “Drink coffee because punching people is frowned upon”

These are just some of the funny sayings we found on the internet. Do you have a funny saying you’d like printed to make your own custom coffee mugs? We can print on a range of ceramic mugs and you can hand them out to either staff or maybe you have a promotion it would be relevant to. We can either pad print and then do a low fire curing or if you’d like dishwasher safe coffee mugs, then get a printed decal and it will last the life of the mug, so your funny saying will never come off.


The Mugs Only Team